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The guys celebrate their 200th episode by heading to Los Angeles, where they get people to untangle their headphones, and meet Jay and Silent Bob

Jess and her dad help each other with their love lives. Nick turns to Aly for help with Reagan, and Schmidt considers revealing his first name

Jess prepares to tell Nick how she really feels about him. Aly helps Winston reconnect with someone important and Schmidt and Cece receive big news

With a weekend of ice fishing already planned, Mike is unavailable when Rev Paul asks him to helm Sunday School

Mike introduces Mandy to design-savvy influencer Celia, and it seems Mandy has a route to market - if she can rustle up some money to back up her designs

Robert becomes convinced he has found the perfect woman, but Ray witnesses something that makes him think otherwise. Brad Garrett and Ray Romano star

Marie starts wearing glasses and begins to see the family in a new light, while Robert gets back together with Amy and invites her to a Thanksgiving dinner

Ray lies to Debra, pretending he has bought her something extra special for Christmas - then has to seek Robert's advice to choose a gift that lives up to his extravagant claims

Frank blithely starts helping himself to the snacks on sale in a local supermarket - much to the anger of the manager. Comedy, with Jeff Garlin

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Meanwhile, Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler starts smoking again and Phoebe has a windfall

The girls spend a night indoors spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy

Phoebe and Chandler decide to break up with their partners, while Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette - where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino

A power cut leaves Chandler trapped in a bank's ATM lobby with a stunning model. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something about Monica

The pals pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, and Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay

Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, sparking a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, and Ross gets a new room-mate - a monkey

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo, while Joey and Chandler go shopping for a new kitchen table

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Joey is disturbed by news about his father

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner is too high on drugs to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him

Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler struggles when he is asked to fire an attractive employee

A stand-up performance taken from the comedian's 2011 tour, featuring his trademark mix of gags and surprising story-telling

Timmy and Jimmy form a 'Crips' gang, where only people with a disability from birth can join

A new star is born when Cartman creates a Latino diva with his hand, but mayhem ensues when Jennifer Lopez finds out and storms into town

The boys throw Cartman out of their pop group, so he starts up a rival outfit with Butters

A Mormon boy joins the children's class and Stan is chosen to beat him up - but finds the Mormons are just too nice

The boys meet a new kid in town and are persuaded to go inside his house, where they meet his strange but extremely playful father

The town is hit by celebrity mania when Paris Hilton arrives, but although most people are awe-struck by her presence, there are one or two who cannot wait to see her leave

Cartman sees The Passion of the Christ, and feels so strongly about it that he begins inciting racial hatred - and succeeds in making Kyle question his Jewish faith

Kemah Bob, Alasdair Beckett-King, Kate Barron and Pete Selwood share stories about Texan families, smalltown gossip and daddy issues

Abbi gets invited to a fancy event at the Museum of Modern Art, while Ilana and Lincoln have a one-year relationship check-in

The girls meet Ilana's 16th cousin - who is a Holocaust survivor - and take him to a drag brunch, while Abbi tries out a new look

Babatunde Aléshé presents more funny videos from the internet, with family-friendly fails featuring wild weather, keep fit disasters and how not to park a car

Babatunde Aléshé presents more funny videos from the internet, featuring the top 5 gamers, extreme sports gone wrong and animals versus people

The stand-up comedian presents sketches and monologues about brains, including Shakespeare, Galileo and Benjamin Franklin trying to woo a waitress

Part one of two. The pals visit Las Vegas, where surprises await them, while Ross misinterprets Rachel's intentions and embarks on a campaign to humiliate her in public

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her, while Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out a get-rich-quick scheme

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore