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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q read journal entries from their daughter's diaries, then ask strangers if they should break up with their girlfriends for ridiculous reasons

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pitch whimsical TV show ideas to focus groups, and go to the park with their daughters, who share unpopular opinions with strangers

Jess and Nick return from a European book tour promoting Nick's novel, and Cece and Schmidt throw their daughter a birthday party, where Jess runs into her ex Russell

Winston and Schmidt help Nick write his new book, while Jess and Cece discuss their new jobs over lunch. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel and Hannah Simone

Mike's passion for pinball is rekindled, while the Baxter daughters are disconsolate that Vanessa has prepared a poem for household newcomer Jen

Kyle has realised just what a good thing he is walking away from, and wants to remain under his in-laws' roof, but his U-turn has Mike opting for tough love

Ray offers to appear as a guest on a radio show, but is dismayed to discover the host hates him

Robert finally decides to propose to Amy and persuades Ray to accompany him to meet her disapproving parents. Comedy, starring Monica Horn, Brad Garrett and Ray Romano

Debra urges Ray to be firmer with the twins, but his heavy-handed approach to discipline soon has her backtracking. Ray Romano stars

Ray reluctantly agrees to do charity work at a hospital, but proves so popular with the patients that he starts spending more time with them than at home

Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, sparking a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, and Ross gets a new room-mate - a monkey

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo, while Joey and Chandler go shopping for a new kitchen table

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Joey is disturbed by news about his father

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner is too high on drugs to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him

Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler struggles when he is asked to fire an attractive employee

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Michael makes unsuspecting fans' dreams come true in Unexpected Star and plays Celebrity Send to All with Holly Willoughby. With music by Little Mix

Host Aisha Tyler welcomes by Fresh Prince of Bel Air star Alfonso Ribiero, alongside Wayne Brady, Gary Anthony Williams, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles

Colin Mochrie oversees a new take on the exorcism genre in Hollywood Director and the cast tackle unlikely priests and embarrassing boy bands in Scenes from a Hat

Susie McCabe, Daniel Foxx, Horatio Gould and Mary O'Connell cover topics including slimming clubs, Pride parades and wheeler dealer dads

A new star is born when Cartman creates a Latino diva with his hand, but mayhem ensues when Jennifer Lopez finds out and storms into town

The town is hit by celebrity mania when Paris Hilton arrives, but although most people are awe-struck by her presence, there are one or two who cannot wait to see her leave

Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head fulfill their civic duty as jurors, then the friends mistakenly think they have switched bodies

Beavis encounters a secret admirer at school, then he and Butt-Head cross back and forth into the Mountain Time Zone and think they can travel through time

Beavis tries on yoga pants and is unable get them off, then the boys discover they have the right to refuse service to customers at Burger World

Butters starts acting out at school, prompting his parents to send him to a different country in a bid to improve his behaviour

Sketches include a Django Unchained slave fight, the guys having a bad Skype connection, Metta World News getting philosophical, and a baseball player going too far

The officers are now back on the force and a new member is added to the department. Comedy, starring Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney and Thomas Lennon

Stuart gets hundreds of TV satellite dish, yet violence appears on every channel

Michael makes unsuspecting fans' dreams come true in Unexpected Star and plays Celebrity Send to All with Holly Willoughby. With music by Little Mix

Ross and Rachel wake up the morning after their impromptu marriage and regret the hasty circumstances of the ceremony, while Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but struggle explaining it to Rachel. Meanwhile, Phoebe pleads with Ross to get his marriage annulled

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore