U&Gold Wednesday

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Barry and Glenda get a shock when a man they exchanged addresses with on holiday turns up on their doorstep

As Carter's despair deepens, Les and Uncle Mort concoct a plan to save him from marital bliss next door to Pat's mother

Daddy dresses as a spaceman and goes on the rampage in the toy department of a local shop, forcing Hyacinth to intervene. Patricia Routledge stars

Barry and Glenda get a shock when a man they exchanged addresses with on holiday turns up on their doorstep

Nora Batty relates the story of her long-standing feud with Audrey Craig - who had the audacity to laugh at her hat during a wedding many years ago

Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

A mysterious woman comes looking for Eric, and Kath is not convinced by his claims to have no idea who she is

Billy and Alvin learn Truly's ex-wife is trying to find him, and waste no time tormenting their pal with the news that a strange woman is hunting him down

Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Billy help a stranger realise his dream of travelling by canal to Ilkley in an inflatable swan. Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball guest star

Daddy dresses as a spaceman and goes on the rampage in the toy department of a local shop, forcing Hyacinth to intervene. Patricia Routledge stars

As Carter's despair deepens, Les and Uncle Mort concoct a plan to save him from marital bliss next door to Pat's mother

The vicar and the verger enlist in the Home Guard, but their over-enthusiastic man-management brings the wrath of Warden Hodges down upon the platoon

A mysterious woman comes looking for Eric, and Kath is not convinced by his claims to have no idea who she is

Billy and Alvin learn Truly's ex-wife is trying to find him, and waste no time tormenting their pal with the news that a strange woman is hunting him down

Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Billy help a stranger realise his dream of travelling by canal to Ilkley in an inflatable swan. Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball guest star

Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

Captain Mainwaring and his platoon are ordered to clear the area for a major army exercise - but encounter a problem in the shape of a steam engine blocking the path

A mysterious woman comes looking for Eric, and Kath is not convinced by his claims to have no idea who she is

The couple announce their engagement, and the families unite for a party in Billericay - unprepared for the bombshell that awaits them. Mathew Horne and Joanna Page star

The Shipmans drive to Wales for the wedding fayre, and after a trip to the church to hear the banns being read, Nessa tells Stacey her big secret. Mathew Horne and Joanna Page star

Holly is involved in a duel to the death against the Queeg 500 - the super-strict back-up computer that replaced him after a series of disasters

Holly's new invention hurls the crew into a parallel universe inhabited by their opposites, confirming Lister's darkest fears and giving Cat a shock when he meets his counterpart

The bride-to-be goes on a hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights, the second of which reveals shocking secrets about his fiancee that could jeopardise the wedding

The day of the wedding arrives and Bryn is still behaving oddly around Stacey's brother, while Nessa debates whether to share her big secret

Lucy works on a government health initiative encouraging men to check themselves for lumps, prompting Lee to follow the campaign's advice - with unexpected results

Brent and Finchy resolve to beat Tim and Ricky at the annual quiz - not caring that it is Tim's birthday. Comedy, starring Ricky Gervais

The bride-to-be goes on a hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights, the second of which reveals shocking secrets about his fiancee that could jeopardise the wedding

The day of the wedding arrives and Bryn is still behaving oddly around Stacey's brother, while Nessa debates whether to share her big secret

Lucy works on a government health initiative encouraging men to check themselves for lumps, prompting Lee to follow the campaign's advice - with unexpected results

Brent and Finchy resolve to beat Tim and Ricky at the annual quiz - not caring that it is Tim's birthday. Comedy, starring Ricky Gervais

Rachel tries to 'fix' a painting of the family she commissioned, after feeling the artist made her look too old. Meanwhile, Cherry launches her salsa class and Sue buys a pool

With Samuel away watching cricket with friends in the north, the Foster household is split as all three kids - Sonny, Benjamin and Shirley - find love

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home