U&Gold Thursday

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Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

As Carter's despair deepens, Les and Uncle Mort concoct a plan to save him from marital bliss next door to Pat's mother

Hyacinth buys a new suite and goes to great lengths to ensure her neighbours see the royal warrant on the delivery van. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

Billy and Alvin learn Truly's ex-wife is trying to find him, and waste no time tormenting their pal with the news that a strange woman is hunting him down

Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Billy help a stranger realise his dream of travelling by canal to Ilkley in an inflatable swan. Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball guest star

The staff take over the canteen in an effort to give their co-workers something to get their teeth into

Granville faces being left alone at Christmas as all his friends and neighbours make plans to go away - leaving him at the amorous mercy of Mrs Featherstone

Clegg gets stuck up a tree, and the police go in search of a runaway cooker. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis

Roy Barraclough guest stars as Crowcroft, a renowned womaniser who turns his attentions to Nora Batty. Comedy, with Peter Sallis and Kathy Staff

Hyacinth buys a new suite and goes to great lengths to ensure her neighbours see the royal warrant on the delivery van. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

As Carter's despair deepens, Les and Uncle Mort concoct a plan to save him from marital bliss next door to Pat's mother

Captain Mainwaring and his platoon are ordered to clear the area for a major army exercise - but encounter a problem in the shape of a steam engine blocking the path

Granville faces being left alone at Christmas as all his friends and neighbours make plans to go away - leaving him at the amorous mercy of Mrs Featherstone

Clegg gets stuck up a tree, and the police go in search of a runaway cooker. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis

Roy Barraclough guest stars as Crowcroft, a renowned womaniser who turns his attentions to Nora Batty. Comedy, with Peter Sallis and Kathy Staff

The staff take over the canteen in an effort to give their co-workers something to get their teeth into

Walmington-on-Sea's power and communications services are cut off, but Captain Mainwaring rises to the occasion by declaring martial law. Starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender

Granville faces being left alone at Christmas as all his friends and neighbours make plans to go away - leaving him at the amorous mercy of Mrs Featherstone

The bride-to-be goes on a hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights, the second of which reveals shocking secrets about his fiancee that could jeopardise the wedding

The day of the wedding arrives and Bryn is still behaving oddly around Stacey's brother, while Nessa debates whether to share her big secret

Lister and Rimmer finally arrive back on Earth, only to discover they have slipped through a time hole into a period where everything occurs backwards

The ship is on a collision course with five black holes and Lister and Rimmer make their escape in Starbug, but are marooned when it crash lands on an icy planet

The happy couple are welcomed home after their honeymoon, but a confession from Nessa threatens to spoil the occasion

Smithy goes missing following Nessa's revelation, and the boys track him down in an attempt to help him accept his responsibilities. Stacey prepares to move in with Gavin

Lucy and Lee decide to discover the truth about whether it is possible to retain their memories of a heavy night of drinking. Comedy, starring Lee Mack

A special training day for the staff at Wernham Hogg turns into a sing-song and Tim decides he is wasting his time in a dead-end job

The happy couple are welcomed home after their honeymoon, but a confession from Nessa threatens to spoil the occasion

Smithy goes missing following Nessa's revelation, and the boys track him down in an attempt to help him accept his responsibilities. Stacey prepares to move in with Gavin

Lucy and Lee decide to discover the truth about whether it is possible to retain their memories of a heavy night of drinking. Comedy, starring Lee Mack

A special training day for the staff at Wernham Hogg turns into a sing-song and Tim decides he is wasting his time in a dead-end job

The Jessops travel to Cardigan to confront Ray, Paul's old archery teammate and Rachel's ex-boyfriend, about cheating Paul out of a place in the 2008 Olympic team

Charley, an old school friend of Samuel's, pays a visit and makes his presence keenly felt. The Fosters feel they have to warn the woman he's hoping to marry.

With Samuel away watching cricket with friends in the north, the Foster household is split as all three kids - Sonny, Benjamin and Shirley - find love

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home