U&Gold Friday

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After finding Mort collapsed and fearing his premature death, the Carters arrange a wake

Hyacinth's plans to take Daddy on a picnic soon backfire. Suburban comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes

Clegg gets stuck up a tree, and the police go in search of a runaway cooker. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis

Roy Barraclough guest stars as Crowcroft, a renowned womaniser who turns his attentions to Nora Batty. Comedy, with Peter Sallis and Kathy Staff

Mr Goldberg sets up an employment agency and tries to find new jobs for Mrs Slocombe and Mr Humphries

Granville has a new idea for growing the business and branches out into offering fitness classes, while Mr Newbold undergoes an image overhaul to repel Mrs Featherstone

Clegg's decision to write his memoirs causes Howard a great deal of concern, while Smiler is devastated when a blossoming relationship ends suddenly. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis

Smiler begins attending a poetry group and is inspired to write verse, a move that impresses Marina - but not Howard, who enlists Truly's help to keep an eye on the pair

Hyacinth's plans to take Daddy on a picnic soon backfire. Suburban comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes

The platoon takes part in an exercise with the regular army and everything goes well - until Mainwaring assumes the role of an enemy agent on the run

Walmington-on-Sea's power and communications services are cut off, but Captain Mainwaring rises to the occasion by declaring martial law. Starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender

Granville has a new idea for growing the business and branches out into offering fitness classes, while Mr Newbold undergoes an image overhaul to repel Mrs Featherstone

Clegg's decision to write his memoirs causes Howard a great deal of concern, while Smiler is devastated when a blossoming relationship ends suddenly. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis

Smiler begins attending a poetry group and is inspired to write verse, a move that impresses Marina - but not Howard, who enlists Truly's help to keep an eye on the pair

Mr Goldberg sets up an employment agency and tries to find new jobs for Mrs Slocombe and Mr Humphries

The platoon takes part in an exercise with the regular army and everything goes well - until Mainwaring assumes the role of an enemy agent on the run

Granville has a new idea for growing the business and branches out into offering fitness classes, while Mr Newbold undergoes an image overhaul to repel Mrs Featherstone

The happy couple are welcomed home after their honeymoon, but a confession from Nessa threatens to spoil the occasion

Smithy goes missing following Nessa's revelation, and the boys track him down in an attempt to help him accept his responsibilities. Stacey prepares to move in with Gavin

A grotesque, salivating genetic mutant goes on the rampage aboard the ship, spreading terror and stealing the crew's emotions, leaving Lister without fear and Rimmer with no anger

Lister accidentally triggers off the ship's self-destruct sequence, and there is only one way to diffuse the bomb, by lending his body to a female officer

Smithy and Nessa visit the hospital for their first ultrasound scan. Stacey looks forward to a trip to see her family home after she struggles to adjust to life as an 'Essex wife'

After a day spent house-hunting, tensions between the newlyweds reach fever-pitch when Nessa and Smithy invite them out bowling, leaving their two friends feeling uncomfortable

Lucy runs over a pet rabbit belonging to the daughter of a client, so Lee and Daisy help their friend cover her tracks. Comedy, with Lee Mack, Sally Breton and Katy Wix

Agnes turns to the internet to find a date for Valentine's Day, Dermot tries to prove to Maria he can still be romantic and Grandad becomes addicted to Viagra

Smithy and Nessa visit the hospital for their first ultrasound scan. Stacey looks forward to a trip to see her family home after she struggles to adjust to life as an 'Essex wife'

After a day spent house-hunting, tensions between the newlyweds reach fever-pitch when Nessa and Smithy invite them out bowling, leaving their two friends feeling uncomfortable

Lucy runs over a pet rabbit belonging to the daughter of a client, so Lee and Daisy help their friend cover her tracks. Comedy, with Lee Mack, Sally Breton and Katy Wix

Agnes turns to the internet to find a date for Valentine's Day, Dermot tries to prove to Maria he can still be romantic and Grandad becomes addicted to Viagra

Sue's new Italian boyfriend invites the Jessops to dinner at his restaurant, while Robin asks Paul to go undercover to learn about Cherry's new boyfriend

Sonny's struggling to keep a job, and there's a night of little sleep in the flat - particularly for poor, beleaguered Sammy!

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home