U&Gold Wednesday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:10 AM
I Didn't Know You Cared
Les leaves the Brandon household for pastures new
Les leaves the Brandon household for pastures new, courtesy of Mort and his beloved, who's also secured work for Linda Preston and Carter behind the bar

7:55 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to turn Richard into an executive
Hyacinth once again tries to rescue Richard from social obscurity with a plan to turn him into an executive - but he proves far from enthusiastic

8:35 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Clegg looks after a dog
Truly, Billy and Alvin try to negotiate their way past a guard dog when the friendly canine Clegg is looking after decides to protect its new minder's house. Peter Sallis stars

9:15 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Tom and Smiler are sent on a mission
Auntie Wainwright sends Tom and Smiler on a mission to collect a new vehicle. Jean Alexander stars

9:55 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Slocombe invents an aphrodisiac
Mrs Slocombe invents a perfume with aphrodisiac qualities which brings the staff out of their shells and into some awkward situations. Department store comedy, with Mollie Sugden

10:30 AM
Porridge
The inmates face a day of hard labour
The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

11:10 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Guest starring Eric Sykes
Eric Sykes guest stars as absent-minded Doggy, who is disappointed when his stag night fails to live up to his expectations. With Peter Sallis and Frank Thornton

11:50 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Rumours abound of ghosts in nearby woodland
Alvin, Truly and Clegg start a rumour of ghostly activity in nearby woodland. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis

12:30 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to turn Richard into an executive
Hyacinth once again tries to rescue Richard from social obscurity with a plan to turn him into an executive - but he proves far from enthusiastic

1:10 PM
I Didn't Know You Cared
Les leaves the Brandon household for pastures new
Les leaves the Brandon household for pastures new, courtesy of Mort and his beloved, who's also secured work for Linda Preston and Carter behind the bar

1:50 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring's men pose as traitors
Mainwaring's men pose as traitors to see how the residents of Walmington-on-Sea would deal with genuine Nazi infiltrators in their midst

2:30 PM
Porridge
The inmates face a day of hard labour
The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

3:10 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Guest starring Eric Sykes
Eric Sykes guest stars as absent-minded Doggy, who is disappointed when his stag night fails to live up to his expectations. With Peter Sallis and Frank Thornton

3:50 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Rumours abound of ghosts in nearby woodland
Alvin, Truly and Clegg start a rumour of ghostly activity in nearby woodland. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis

4:30 PM
dinnerladies
Philippa has a bright idea for raising spirits
Philippa has a bright idea for raising the kitchen staff's spirits. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood

5:10 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Slocombe invents an aphrodisiac
Mrs Slocombe invents a perfume with aphrodisiac qualities which brings the staff out of their shells and into some awkward situations. Department store comedy, with Mollie Sugden

5:50 PM
Dad's Army
Pike borrows Mainwaring's car
Pike borrows Mainwaring's new staff car to take his girlfriend to the cinema - but it breaks down, leaving the lovebirds stranded in the middle of nowhere

6:30 PM
Porridge
The inmates face a day of hard labour
The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

7:10 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Geraldine plays Cupid in the Christmas edition from 1997
Geraldine plays Cupid in her efforts to bring Alice and Hugo together, and at the same time receives an astonishing proposal. Christmas edition from 1997

8:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister encounters old flame Kristine Kochanski
Lister meets old flame Kristine Kochanski thanks to a strange overlap of dimensions, which sends Kryten into a jealous rage and leaves him plotting her sudden disappearance

8:40 PM
Red Dwarf
The ship's generator breaks down
The ship's generator breaks down, sending the crew members into a blind panic as they try to locate the engine room and embark on a journey through a labyrinth of service ducts

9:15 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
The villagers set up a radio station
The villagers set up a radio station to mark the 650th anniversary of St Barnabus's Church, and Frank makes a startling admission on his show

9:55 PM
Not Going Out
Lee pretends to be Tim
Lee pretends to be Tim in front of Kate's Australian friend Ruth and gets a job in a shopping centre distributing leaflets. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Tim Vine

10:35 PM
Not Going Out
Lee agrees to give Kate driving lessons
Lee feels stressed after agreeing to give Kate driving lessons, so she suggests he try yoga to calm his nerves. Comedy, starring Lee Mack

11:15 PM
The Office
The staff celebrate Red Nose Day
David Brent is in his element as the staff prove how wacky they can be for Red Nose Day - but he does not bank on being upstaged by manager Neil

11:55 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
The villagers set up a radio station
The villagers set up a radio station to mark the 650th anniversary of St Barnabus's Church, and Frank makes a startling admission on his show

12:35 AM
Not Going Out
Lee pretends to be Tim
Lee pretends to be Tim in front of Kate's Australian friend Ruth and gets a job in a shopping centre distributing leaflets. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Tim Vine

1:15 AM
Not Going Out
Lee agrees to give Kate driving lessons
Lee feels stressed after agreeing to give Kate driving lessons, so she suggests he try yoga to calm his nerves. Comedy, starring Lee Mack

1:55 AM
The Office
The staff celebrate Red Nose Day
David Brent is in his element as the staff prove how wacky they can be for Red Nose Day - but he does not bank on being upstaged by manager Neil

2:40 AM
Here We Go
The Jessops travel to Cardigan to confront Ray, Paul's old archery teammate
The Jessops travel to Cardigan to confront Ray, Paul's old archery teammate and Rachel's ex-boyfriend, about cheating Paul out of a place in the 2008 Olympic team

3:10 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Slocombe invents an aphrodisiac
Mrs Slocombe invents a perfume with aphrodisiac qualities which brings the staff out of their shells and into some awkward situations. Department store comedy, with Mollie Sugden

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
