U&Gold Thursday

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

Pat's off on a business trip so Mort, Les and Carter intend to take the chance to escape to far-flung climes in search of freedom

Richard has an accident and Hyacinth decides to buy a country retreat - but her plans go awry

Eric Sykes guest stars as absent-minded Doggy, who is disappointed when his stag night fails to live up to his expectations. With Peter Sallis and Frank Thornton

Alvin, Truly and Clegg start a rumour of ghostly activity in nearby woodland. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty

Fletch is desperate to get out of making fishing nets, and hatches another crafty scheme to keep one step ahead of the prison wardens

Howard gets a bargain when he buys a used car. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis

Howard discovers he has agreed to take Pearl and Marina out to dinner at the same time. Robert Fyfe, Peter Sallis and Frank Thornton star

Richard has an accident and Hyacinth decides to buy a country retreat - but her plans go awry

Pat's off on a business trip so Mort, Les and Carter intend to take the chance to escape to far-flung climes in search of freedom

Pike borrows Mainwaring's new staff car to take his girlfriend to the cinema - but it breaks down, leaving the lovebirds stranded in the middle of nowhere

Fletch is desperate to get out of making fishing nets, and hatches another crafty scheme to keep one step ahead of the prison wardens

Howard gets a bargain when he buys a used car. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis

Howard discovers he has agreed to take Pearl and Marina out to dinner at the same time. Robert Fyfe, Peter Sallis and Frank Thornton star

The girls celebrate Japanese-style at their work party, but Bren's mother turns up and takes the celebration of the Eastern spirit too far. Guest starring Jack Smethurst

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty

The platoon plans to re-enact the battle between St George and the dragon as part of the Wings for Victory fundraising effort - unaware the ARP wardens have the same idea

Fletch is desperate to get out of making fishing nets, and hatches another crafty scheme to keep one step ahead of the prison wardens

The villagers set up a radio station to mark the 650th anniversary of St Barnabus's Church, and Frank makes a startling admission on his show

Lister is surprised to find that for some inexplicable reason he is starting to miss Rimmer and promptly resolves to have his head examined to find out why

Kochanski transports the crew to Pride and Prejudice world, but Kryten's anger at being ignored by his shipmates prompts him to go on the rampage

Geraldine hits stardom after an appearance on Terry Wogan's radio show, and the Dibley Gala organisers prepare for a knockout performance. Guest starring Darcey Bussell

Lee has trouble bonding with his new lodger - but Tim has no such problem and discovers they have a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a dog to become a vegetarian

Lee has to leave the flat when he gets a job as a caretaker, prompting Kate to look for new housemates. Meanwhile, Tim tries to revive his relationship with his ex-girlfriend

There are more changes in the pipeline at Wernham Hogg and David Brent shares his management philosophy with a trade magazine

Geraldine hits stardom after an appearance on Terry Wogan's radio show, and the Dibley Gala organisers prepare for a knockout performance. Guest starring Darcey Bussell

Lee has trouble bonding with his new lodger - but Tim has no such problem and discovers they have a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a dog to become a vegetarian